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I mock badfic...
...So start up the waterworks, emo kids!
Created on 2008-07-03 08:54:07 (#16006057), last updated 2008-11-10
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BioInvader Zim. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
Both are absolute assholes, incoherent, cruel men who would never give you the time of day no matter what a Super Special Awesome unique!goth you think you are. Most of us know this, and, knowing how many 11 year old fangirls do NOT, avoid these sections like the plague.
Thus for years, 10 year old girls who shop constantly at Hot Topic were allowed to write themselves into Invader Zim, wherein Zim would go from a compassionless idiot who screams a lot into a soft spoken, emo, suicidal whimpering mass of tears in need of saving by his true love. Girls who could only talk about how 'non mainstream' they were made Sues who believed in Dib, had psychic powers, said doom every three seconds, and sucked all the funny out of the show like a parasitic laser weasel. They took a funny, stupid comedy and tried to make it out to be an intellectual masterpiece filled to the brim with angst.
But in a fandom filled with people who accepted this fate, I'm too annoyed to let this go unchecked. I lack any vestige of patience. I lost that when I saw the umpteenth Zim-tries-to-kill-himself fic. It's time for a IZ sporking, each day until I either get demonic super powers with which to kill these people or else I wisen up. Either way, prepare for one long fucking haul. This fandom hasn't been sporked since the Dark Ages, and the stupid has amassed greatly, like sewage.
Smallest Spork: Because every time you spork a IZ Sue, a Jhonen Vasquez fangirl explodes in front of him, leaving cruel, happy laughter in her wake.
Both are absolute assholes, incoherent, cruel men who would never give you the time of day no matter what a Super Special Awesome unique!goth you think you are. Most of us know this, and, knowing how many 11 year old fangirls do NOT, avoid these sections like the plague.
Thus for years, 10 year old girls who shop constantly at Hot Topic were allowed to write themselves into Invader Zim, wherein Zim would go from a compassionless idiot who screams a lot into a soft spoken, emo, suicidal whimpering mass of tears in need of saving by his true love. Girls who could only talk about how 'non mainstream' they were made Sues who believed in Dib, had psychic powers, said doom every three seconds, and sucked all the funny out of the show like a parasitic laser weasel. They took a funny, stupid comedy and tried to make it out to be an intellectual masterpiece filled to the brim with angst.
But in a fandom filled with people who accepted this fate, I'm too annoyed to let this go unchecked. I lack any vestige of patience. I lost that when I saw the umpteenth Zim-tries-to-kill-himself fic. It's time for a IZ sporking, each day until I either get demonic super powers with which to kill these people or else I wisen up. Either way, prepare for one long fucking haul. This fandom hasn't been sporked since the Dark Ages, and the stupid has amassed greatly, like sewage.
Smallest Spork: Because every time you spork a IZ Sue, a Jhonen Vasquez fangirl explodes in front of him, leaving cruel, happy laughter in her wake.
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